AMA Fight me, bros. Let's do this

Are you ever not livid?
Nah, I'm always angry like the Incredible Hulk.

:9000:

Actually, I'm hardly ever livid.
What are your programming languages?

I started out with Visual Basic 6 and VBScript. I've dabbled in a little php. When I started learning ASP.NET I started with VB.NET, but I've been using solely C# for years now.

Are you married? If so, do you have children?
I'm divorced and have two kids.
 
Giant boulder sized milk truck vessel tiddies, average yet ample like Bulma for example, or small yet perky tiddies?
 
Giant boulder sized milk truck vessel tiddies, average yet ample like Bulma for example, or small yet perky tiddies?
I love tiddies of all sizes. But, I prefer Bulma-size and small yet perky.

Do you lift weights (The thread title gave me the idea to ask, LOL)?
LOL I used to and was in quite good shape, but some injuries have made a lot of physical activity difficult for me. I'm actually in pain quite a bit :(