AMA Ask Lord Beerus Anything

[Beerus]

Savagery. I recall you saying you were Italian, do you have the temper?

Yeah but not as bad as my nana or mother, I tend to just bury my emotions under a rug until one day I trip on the mess and lose it over a hair on my pillow.

 

[India Actual]

Yeah but not as bad as my nana or mother, I tend to just bury my emotions under a rug until one day I trip on the mess and lose it over a hair on my pillow.

Awww poor Jay. Don't do him like that, he seems like such a sweet guy and I have this stereotypical vision of him in my head as an English gentleman.

 

[Beerus]

Awww poor Jay. Don't do him like that, he seems like such a sweet guy and I have this stereotypical vision of him in my head as an English gentleman.

I don't yell at him, I yell at the hair... THE HAIR! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PILLOW YOU DAMN DIRTY HAIR!
... and now I am thinking of Frieza living on the planet of the apes.

 

[India Actual]

I don't yell at him, I yell at the hair... THE HAIR! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PILLOW YOU DAMN DIRTY HAIR!
... and now I am thinking of Frieza living on the planet of the apes.

 

[Beerus]

LOL why is that so funny? Poor Goku.

 

[India Actual]

Allow me to get hella stereotypical! Do you make a mean red sauce?

 

[Beerus]

I haven't actually made it yet but I have my nana's recipe. For the longest time, she made it. Then when she got dementia, my mom started making it. Going to have to give it a go eventually because my mom hates cooking and I don't know why.

 

[India Actual]

Are you bilingual?

 

[Beerus]

Are you bilingual?

I wish. I only know some swear words. LOL My mom never bothered to fully learn Italian so I didn't get to learn it. I want to learn it eventually just so I mumble to myself in public like a crazy person and no one will know what I am saying. lol

 

[India Actual]

What kind of car do you drive?

 

[Beerus]

What kind of car do you drive?

I don't drive. One of my panic attack triggers is being in a car so it makes it hard to learn how to drive when I am not comfortable just sitting in a car.

 

[Beerus]

I was in a car accident and a car that caught on fire so it kind of freaked me out.

 

[India Actual]

I was in a car accident and a car that caught on fire so it kind of freaked me out.

Sorry to hear that, I only ask because you can usually tell a decent abit about a person and their car. You also proved why people should carry a small fire extinguisher in their vehicle.

 

[Beerus]

Sorry to hear that, I only ask because you can usually tell a decent abit about a person and their car. You also proved why people should carry a small fire extinguisher in their vehicle.

Thankfully there was snow on the ground. Some random stranger ran over and helped pile snow onto the engine. The irony is the car that cat on fire was a firebird.

 

[Beerus]

LOL I put "cat" instead of "caught" but I am leaving it. I have cat hair lodged into my brain.

 

[India Actual]

LOL I put "cat" instead of "caught" but I am leaving it. I have cat hair lodged into my brain.

You are the cat lady and I'm glad you came out physically unscathed.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Beerus the indestructible, destroyer of nuts and master of all cats

 

[India Actual]

We’re officially starting a cult. Rules to follow.

 

[Punkhead]

I have two questions because I am a rebel like that. The first one is if you could porta fuse with any one of your cats which one would it be and what would the name be, and second, what is your favorite meme of all time?

 

[Beerus]

Cat fusion... That is tough. I think I would pick Twiggy just because he seems to have the best balance, strength, and catness. Brock is too slow and beefy and Fry is just an airhead. The name would be... Briggy or Twitanica LOL

Favorite meme... I guess I would go with the classic Business Cat meme. Never gets old, at least not to me.