There is still toilet paper out there, act fast!

[Super Kami Guru]

Barn Find Vintage roll of TP - barter - trade swap

Barn find. Vintage roll of premium grade TP. Will trade for 1965 Camaro. No low-ballers. I know...

phoenix.craigslist.org

...willing to barter, and only wants a '65 camaro!

Anyone come across anything particularly stupid while randomly scrolling through Craigslist or ebay?

(attached as img, since it's likely to be taken down)

 

[Beerus]

I have seen some silly stuff on eBay. Like people selling complete junk like this before but I never saw someone trying to trade toilet paper for a Camaro so this takes the cake lol

 

[LividJay]

 

[Super Kami Guru]

I have seen some silly stuff on eBay. Like people selling complete junk like this before but I never saw someone trying to trade toilet paper for a Camaro so this takes the cake lol

Well, toilet paper is as good as gold these days, so I suppose a Camaro is quite a cheap trade!

 

[Beerus]

I still am at a loss as to why you can't find toilet paper still. Everywhere I check online said sold out or not available for shipping.

 

[LividJay]

I don't even know man. It likely has to do with the whole supply chain being disrupted.

 

[Beerus]

I don't even know man. It likely has to do with the whole supply chain being disrupted.

I always bought my TP online. It sucks needing to get it in store.

 

[India Actual]

I always bought my TP online. It sucks needing to get it in store.

Was it because it was the softest, most soothing TP in the land?

 

[Beerus]

Was it because it was the softest, most soothing TP in the land?

Yes, yes it was.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Gotta' love the wafer thin scratchy stuff!

 

[Beerus]

Gotta' love the wafer thin scratchy stuff!

That is the worst kind! And that is all the stores seem to have! I need to use half a roll when I pee otherwise I end up wiping myself with my hand!!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Yep, the stores don't care about comfort or economy. We've only got construction paper left? Wrap it up as 2-ply TP and get it on the shelves! $3 per-roll

 

[India Actual]

Toilet paper and baby wipe combination or bust.

 

[Beerus]

So yeah, legit only have one option right now and it is the sandpaper tissue paper they mislabeled as toilet paper...

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Yep, it's getting hard to make do anymore, so we need to hurry things up and get back to making some real tp!

 

[Beerus]

Yep, it's getting hard to make do anymore, so we need to hurry things up and get back to making some real tp!

I might have to resort to using kleenex. I can still get that but they limit you to one or two boxes.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Better than the alternatives, that's for sure!

 

[Beerus]

Ended up finding some at Walgreens.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Nicely done! Hopefully decent stuff and not fresh off the tree bark rolls!

 

[Beerus]

Nicely done! Hopefully decent stuff and not fresh off the tree bark rolls!

It isn't premium but I won't end up with 2nd-degree burns.