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I met my wife when I was 28, so don't sweat it. Life is a journey, not a race.

Meh, I'm going to just tele work this morning. Don't feel like driving 2 hours to my office this morning. Plus no one else is there. I get more done here anyway.

Sausage, Egg, and Cheese biscuit.

Yesterday at drill, I was told that we needed to perform some type of training or briefing. I then asked one of my guys if he could teach a brief on Hentai. He said hell yeah and all of a sudden about 20 soldiers were laughing and joking about what it was.

Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is”

My apologies, I just saw this, fam. One way that helps is just by starting up small conversations with people. If you are waiting in line at a store and someone is behind you (or in front of you), just say Hello, how's it going. This helps build up confidence to start speaking to more people...

I apologize in advance if there is already a thread like this. Anyway, I have a very dark sense of humor. Basically between 16 years in the Army and my civilian career, I have developed this. Anyway, I'll start off with a joke. Whats the difference between a small boy and a bag of cocaine...

Been watching Netflix His & Hers. Very good show so far

I'm good. At drill today. How are you?

Maybe she just doesn't want to get stabbed in the throat!?

Debating purchasing another house. Found one me and the wife really like.

My old dating profile pic before I met my wife.... man I was in much better shape back then :(

Look at me! I am the Captain now!

What do you think makes Yoshi so cool? And wouldn't the World be a much better place if we were all more like Yoshi?

Happy New Years Y'all!