The Mrs. has that inter-Caribbean rivalry with both D.R. and Cuba where they talk shit about one another but the minute someone says anything about Caribbean Hispanics they all form Voltron and f*ckin' destroy someone! It's hilarious to watch.
Of course, every nation is the best until an outside nation says something, then they're all the same and stronger together....just like the UK
Funny you say that because after the Spanish-American war they had the same status as Puerto Rico, but we let them be independent because they were useless militarily speaking. Puerto Rico was kept for strategic Naval purposes because it's in the Lesser Antilles right between the Atlantic and Caribbean.
I come home everyday and reassert American dominance over the island of Puerto Rico. Even if it gets me hit.
Wife, obey your American overseer!