I actually sent this link to my ex-wife and said I think I found your next Christmas present.
She responds, "Yesssss! please."
Well, your wife certainly is a brave one! I could understand women using vibrators in their vaginas, but, anally? No...just...no...get it out of there!
I always knew butt plugs were a thing but only recently did I find out people wear them with tails attached and now it has me thinking that adults are playing this game naked in their living rooms with a raccoon tail coming out their asses.
...a butt plug with fur attached...so tickling and discomfort...yay...
Now you need to put all the pieces together and realize why Furries are so terrifying. You could be at con minding your own business and someone in a fur suit is walking around with a butt plug with a tail on the end. They managed to stealthily incorporate it into their suit so you’d never know they have something up their ass. Think about that for a second!
Ya' know, I recently found out one of my friends from high school is a furry now, and this just...I mean...do what makes you happy, sure, but that's a terrifying prospect...I don't consider myself closed minded, but the thought of putting things there, I just can't wrap my head around that feeling in any way pleasant...