News Kim Jong-Un Not "Gravely Ill," South Korea Reports

[Super Kami Guru]

After rampant speculation for the past couple of days that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un was "gravely ill" or even several reports of him being brain dead surfaced online over the past 48 hours, South Korea have released a statement denying that the North Korean leader is in poor health, and that speculation about his condition is entirely false.

Per the BBC:

Headlines that Kim Jong-un was "gravely ill", "brain-dead" or "recovering from an operation" were always going to be impossible to verify.

But the presidential office in Seoul has said there have been no particular signs from the North to indicate the 36-year-old is "gravely ill".

It is also not the first time rumours about his health have fired up intense flurries of speculation - only to be later dismissed.

Sorry, folks, this dicktater is not quite on the fritz just yet.

Kim Jong-un illness rumours denied amid intense speculation

South Korea says reports that Kim Jong-un is gravely ill are not true, after intense speculation.

www.bbc.com

 

[Beerus]

Amazing how fast rumors online can spread these days.

EDIT: lol I put "fats" instead of "fast" and didn't even notice it.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Oh yeah, misinformation spreads like a wildfire these days. Just takes one person of influence to spread something and that's it. It's everywhere.

 

[Beerus]

Oh yeah, misinformation spreads like a wildfire these days. Just takes one person of influence to spread something and that's it. It's everywhere.

It is like a virtual STD.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Absolutely true!

 

[India Actual]

Wouldn't doubt that he's got heart problems at his age thought. He's a heavy smoker and he supposedly loves cheese.

 

[Beerus]

lol I put "fat

Wouldn't doubt that he's got heart problems at his age thought. He's a heavy smoker and he supposedly loves cheese.

Wouldn't be surprised if he had STDs either. Dude loves eating and sleeping with different women too.

 

[India Actual]

lol I put "fat

Wouldn't be surprised if he had STDs either. Dude loves eating and sleeping with different women too.

Yeah he probably has ST.......wait what? You said eating with different women? Don't you mean eating different women?

 

[Beerus]

Yeah he probably has ST.......wait what? You said eating with different women? Don't you mean eating different women?

I meant eating food PAUSE
And sleeping with different women....

Though the dude probably eats women too, with food. lol

 

[Beerus]

 

[Beerus]

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Wait...

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Yeah, his heart must be close to giving out on him, he's basically hedonism bot the person.

 

[Beerus]

Yeah, his heart must be close to giving out on him, he's basically hedonism bot the person.

He's all 7 deadly sins in human form really. lol

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Kim Jong-Covid?

 

[India Actual]

When he dies we're going to play this in tribute on a constant loop for 24 hours.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Such a good cover!