News Russia Declares Emergency

[Beerus]

A “considerable amount” of the oil seeped into the Ambarnaya River in Siberia, Putin said Wednesday during an official meeting about response to the fuel leak. The President appeared shocked to learn that local authorities were first flagged to the incident by social media—two days after it happened and criticized the region’s governor Alexander Uss during the televised meeting, Reuters reported. “What — are we to learn about emergency situations from social networks? Are you alright healthwise over there?” Putin said.

https://time.com/5848129/russia-emergency-oil-spill/

Just bring on the aliens already...

 

[Punkhead]

A “considerable amount” of the oil seeped into the Ambarnaya River in Siberia, Putin said Wednesday during an official meeting about response to the fuel leak. The President appeared shocked to learn that local authorities were first flagged to the incident by social media—two days after it happened and criticized the region’s governor Alexander Uss during the televised meeting, Reuters reported. “What — are we to learn about emergency situations from social networks? Are you alright healthwise over there?” Putin said.

https://time.com/5848129/russia-emergency-oil-spill/

Just bring on the aliens already...

Aliens would come and be like, "Nope, we good."

 

[Beerus]

Aliens would come and be like, "Nope, we good."

Well yeah and we can go with them and leave this hell hole.

 

[Punkhead]

Well yeah and we can go with them and leave this hell hole.

I mean, you could go to egypt and go through the Stargate so...but I would be willing to get aducted...I wanna clap some Alien cheeks, lmao

 

[Beerus]

I mean, you could go to egypt and go through the Stargate so...but I would be willing to get aducted...I wanna clap some Alien cheeks, lmao

I'm part of the cat humanoid alien race. I came here for catnip and forgot how to get back home.

 

[Punkhead]

I'm part of the cat humanoid alien race. I came here for catnip and forgot how to get back home.

Damn druggie

 

[Beerus]

Damn druggie

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Russia, please just stop being Russia for a few minutes...thanks.