News Man charged with 8 counts of murder in Atlanta massage parlour shootings, blames "sex addiction"

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Source: https://chicago.suntimes.com/2021/3/17/22335959/atlanta-area-parlor-shootings

So a guy goes on a rampage, killing 8 people and wounding others, most of whom were Asian women just looking to earn a little money, but because this guy's so addicted to his happy endings they deserve to die? Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that one. He had something going on in that head meat (lol double entendre) that screwed him up enough to pull that trigger. Your average person doesn't cure their 'addictions' by killing people. At any rate, in a shock to nobody, the suspect in the case has been charged with 8 counts of murder. They've also found plans of his to goto Florida in an assault on "the porn industry."

So...yeah...clearly a man of intelligence here...
 
Yeah, this just sounds like he couldn't control his penis around Asian ladies so instead of fixing his issues, he decides to just takeout the temptation. What a jackass.
 
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Beerus said:
Yeah, this just sounds like he couldn't control his penis around Asian ladies so instead of fixing his issues, he decides to just takeout the temptation. What a jackass.
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Agreed, yet another candidate for being ken dolled. Difference being that now instead of being a sexual predator who would get a proper seeing to in jail, he gets to go in as a murderer. Hope he still gets a good seeing to, because the guy's clearly just a perverted idiot that can't figure out what self control is.
 
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Beerus said:
Yeah, this just sounds like he couldn't control his penis around Asian ladies so instead of fixing his issues, he decides to just takeout the temptation. What a jackass.
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Oh, so it's not an Asian hate issue like the left is painting. He was just a sex addicted whack job. Phew. Here I thought they finally had something on us normal folks who are all apparently racist as hell.
 
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India Actual said:
Oh, so it's not an Asian hate issue like the left is painting. He was just a sex addicted whack job. Phew. Here I thought they finally had something on us normal folks who are all apparently racist as hell.
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No, this guy's buggered in the brain. Not about Asian women, not about women, not about massage parlours, it's entirely about his inability to control his lower horn and the screwed up part of his brain that makes it ok to kill people because his dangle wants to dingle too much.
 
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Super Kami Guru said:
They need a hook to sell it on. First it was sex addiction, now it's racism, next it'll be that he's a pastafarian and the flying spaghetti monster told him to. Media needs something!
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Orange was the new black for a while but they had to go back to black and now they stir-frying things up in the media. I swear they are just pulling offensive things from a hat and making stories up at this point.
 
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Beerus said:
Orange was the new black for a while but they had to go back to black and now they stir-frying things up in the media. I swear they are just pulling offensive things from a hat and making stories up at this point.
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A florida man was arrested today for attempting to marry his cousin and shooting at every hispanic individual he could find. He blamed it on the a-a-a-a-ah-alcohol, but police suspect he's secretly a templar knight and was hunting for the hidden treasure alongside Nicholas Cage. Scientology has yet to comment as of the time of publishing.
 
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Super Kami Guru said:
A florida man was arrested today for attempting to marry his cousin and shooting at every hispanic individual he could find. He blamed it on the a-a-a-a-ah-alcohol, but police suspect he's secretly a templar knight and was hunting for the hidden treasure alongside Nicholas Cage. Scientology has yet to comment as of the time of publishing.
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CNN, is that you!?
 
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Beerus said:
CNN, is that you!?
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