Who the f gets a perfectly good pizza and decides "you know what would go great with this? Olives and absolutely nothing else."

Who the f gets a perfectly good pizza and decides "you know what would go great with this? Olives and absolutely nothing else."
If only there were a better worldview...
Only option is communism.If only there were a better worldview...
"Oh that guy? Yeah, that is Steve. Don't startle him cause he tends to... bite."
Same here! People tend to leave you alone after you get the reputation for biting folks