Movies A Recipe For Seduction

[Beerus]

As the holidays draw near, a young heiress contends with the affections of a suitor who has been hand-picked by her mother.
When a handsome chef arrives with a secret recipe and a dream, he sets in motion a series of events that unravel her plans.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Well hello there, missy. My name is Colonel Harland Sanders and if you give me a night of your time I'll make sure your evening is finger lickin' good! But since this is also a Lifetime "product," I'm also a bastard that wants to rape ya'. Shall we go back to my place for $5 fill up?

 

[Beerus]

Well hello there, missy. My name is Colonel Harland Sanders and if you give me a night of your time I'll make sure your evening is finger lickin' good! But since this is also a Lifetime "product," I'm also a bastard that wants to rape ya'. Shall we go back to my place for $5 fill up?

Who started this whole Colonel Sanders is sexy thing to begin with? I don't remember signing on for this.

This is a prime example of what South Park warned us about. The ads are getting smarter!!!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Who started this whole Colonel Sanders is sexy thing to begin with? I don't remember signing on for this.

This is a prime example of what South Park warned us about. The ads are getting smarter!!!

Well you have to have the origin story before we get to the real mastermind behind this -- Wendy's.

Coming soon to Lifetime, a Lifetime Original Movie staring Mario Lopez as Colonel Harland Sanders and Valerie Bertanernie as Wendy Thomas in a story of temptation, seduction and deceit. Harland Sanders is a man on a mission, he seduced and married some random whore in the first movie, now he's got his eyes set on some new Spicy Nugs. To stop Wendy's from taking him down with their Spicy Nugs, Colonel Sanders is going down...on Wendy. He's an evil man bastard that'll do anything to stop a woman from succeeding in creating the perfect Original Recipe, and she'll do anything to be on top. Lopez. Bertafloppi. Featuring Jim Gaffigan as Fat Sanders, Gabriel Iglesias as Gordo the Superfan and George Clooney as the Burger King. Lifetime Presents A Recipe for Seduction 2: Fill 'em Harder. Rated PG13.

 

[Beerus]

Well you have to have the origin story before we get to the real mastermind behind this -- Wendy's.

Coming soon to Lifetime, a Lifetime Original Movie staring Mario Lopez as Colonel Harland Sanders and Valerie Bertanernie as Wendy Thomas in a story of temptation, seduction and deceit. Harland Sanders is a man on a mission, he seduced and married some random whore in the first movie, now he's got his eyes set on some new Spicy Nugs. To stop Wendy's from taking him down with their Spicy Nugs, Colonel Sanders is going down...on Wendy. He's an evil man bastard that'll do anything to stop a woman from succeeding in creating the perfect Original Recipe, and she'll do anything to be on top. Lopez. Bertafloppi. Featuring Jim Gaffigan as Fat Sanders, Gabriel Iglesias as Gordo the Superfan and George Clooney as the Burger King. Lifetime Presents A Recipe for Seduction 2: Fill 'em Harder. Rated PG13.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Fast food ain't no game!

 

[Beerus]

Fast food ain't no game!

We live in a society.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

OMG it's as hilarious as I hoped it would be!

 

[Beerus]

OMG it's as hilarious as I hoped it would be!

WTF LOL!!!!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

WTF LOL!!!!

It's so perfect! Over the top Lifetime acting, the douchebag boyfriend because all men are assholes, the overbearing mother, and then...THE COLONEL. With his recipe that's going to change the world!

 

[Beerus]

It's so perfect! Over the top Lifetime acting, the douchebag boyfriend because all men are assholes, the overbearing mother, and then...THE COLONEL. With his recipe that's going to change the world!

It really seems like it is a skit that was on an adult cartoon or some kind of YouTube meme channel.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

It's even better! Lifetime posted the whole damn thing! 16 whopping minutes of terrible acting and hilariously stupid plots.

 

[Beerus]

It's even better! Lifetime posted the whole damn thing! 16 whopping minutes of terrible acting and hilariously stupid plots.

I'm watching it. No one can stop me.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

It really seems like it is a skit that was on an adult cartoon or some kind of YouTube meme channel.

SNL absolutely wishes they'd thought of this...it's the perfect SNL sketch.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

OMG! Best line ever -- action hero stare..."Don't call me crouton."

 

[Beerus]

Sheesh she moves fast. Well, Billy makes it easy I guess. lol

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Sheesh she moves fast. Well, Billy makes it easy I guess. lol

"I'm falling for Harland Sanders. We met 16 seconds ago, but we have this...connection...and he's got a secret recipe of 10 herbs and spices that'll change the world! THE WORLD!"

*enter the dragon mommy*

 

[Super Kami Guru]

...the back of the head with a brush!

 

[Beerus]

HALF A MILLION!? That preppy puss must be loaded. The mother is a total slut bag. Wow.

Someone on Twitter is going to call her a racist homophobe for that one!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

HALF A MILLION!? That preppy puss must be loaded. The mother is a total slut bag. Wow.

Someone on Twitter is going to call her a racist homophobe for that one!

I'd take a half a million and still take the girl. Come on, Sanders!