And the actual part where you have to push out a lifeform through an opening not really big enough for said lifeform to pass through...that part will be fun!
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I have had neck issues since I was 15. I used to crack it all the time and then I started pushing my head forward so I have "forward head posture" which strains my occipital nerves. On top of this, I have anxiety which causes me to tense up in my shoulders which pulls down my neck. I know what is going on, I just don't know how to fix it. My back issues started 5 or 6 years ago when I fell in a hole the damn dog dug in the backyard. I was carrying a few gallons of water to the pool on top of it when I tripped in it. Since then I also gained weight which made it even worse. So I figured I would start by losing the weight I gained and get properly fixed by a chiropractor. Then I can start exercising.
I know the pains of have wide hips. My waist has always been 10+ inches smaller than my hips. It is all fine and dandy until I gain weight. I told you I am cursed. lol
Going to use my milk cannons to spray Jay and annoy him... Which will probably backfire cause boobs... lol
That is the part that worries me. I have been terrified of giving birth most my life. It isn't so much the pain as it is just the process. I handled a large kidney stone for 2 days without painkillers. But the thought of pushing out a baby?....
yeah, I'm sure many people think that the milk just shoots out at the tips...but nah...you get a couple spouts going in several directions and it can go anywhere
I know there are several tiny "pores" the milk comes through like a faucet. One of them can get plugged and it can be a painful experience. So yeah... Looking forward to all this....yeah, I'm sure many people think that the milk just shoots out at the tips...but nah...you get a couple spouts going in several directions and it can go anywhere
yeap. Sucks being a woman.I know there are several tiny "pores" the milk comes through like a faucet. One of them can get plugged and it can be a painful experience. So yeah... Looking forward to all this....
It sucks for some reasons and it is great for others. I mean being a lady does have its advantages but birthing out human slime noodles is certainly not one of them.
I mean...I like that I can just cum and go. kek.
Seriously, though...monthly visitors, pregnancy, nursing...these are all things I'm glad I don't have to deal with.
but we both know that's impossible.It does suck.
No wonder some women want to be men....
Geez, you certainly do like to put strain on your neck, don't you?
That sounds awful and I certainly hope you can get yourself sorted out at some point, because it doesn't sound like a particularly great situation to have to keep dealing with!Wide hips are great for the children part, and for us men children, we like them, too, but for other reasons...and they still look fantastic even with a bit of added weight, so honestly other than the not feeling great on the back part of things, it's a win-win!
Not sure it'll annoy him as much as you might think, because guy and because boobs, but yeah, the whole spray part might not be as accurate given how boobs work. Still as much fun, though!
That is the part that worries me. I have been terrified of giving birth most my life. It isn't so much the pain as it is just the process. I handled a large kidney stone for 2 days without painkillers. But the thought of pushing out a baby?....
On the plus side women always say you forget the pain the moment you hold the baby, so...there's that? Just a short 18 hours of pain and agony and having tear your most private of parts to pieces to give birth to something who won't appreciate what you went through for him/her/they/it/rainbow until much later in life, but at least it goes away the instant you see it's face crying at you.
yeah, I'm sure many people think that the milk just shoots out at the tips...but nah...you get a couple spouts going in several directions and it can go anywhere
Yeah, once you've actually seen a woman expressing her breast milk and realize that those things don't just drip at the tip...it's a whole new world!
I know there are several tiny "pores" the milk comes through like a faucet. One of them can get plugged and it can be a painful experience. So yeah... Looking forward to all this....
Perks of being the better sex
You get to be a woman, you get to be beautiful, have the fun parts that are more fun than man bits, but then you get to counter it with the sheer agony of childbirth and the potential issues that can come along with it. But hey, we get to say we helped because we were there in the delivery room screaming PUSH! Go team! Shh...the more we say things like that, the more women scientists are going to work to find a way to make men deal with it, too. So for now we're sympathetic and caring!
but we both know that's impossible.
In all seriousness, if they want to change things to feel better about themselves, I don't care. Just don't start poking your womanly penis or manly gash in other people's lives. When you start screwing with other people's lives, I have a problem with it.
Thanks, Aladdin.
we deal with it in other ways, such as getting kicked in the middle of the night because they're hungry, so on and so forth.
"You did this to me, you bastard! Now go and fetch me a goat to eat raw, and some curly fries with strawberry jam!"
