WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD SPEAK TO MY MARIA? YOU SON OF A BITCH!
My name's Janet and I don't know you.
SEE? SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU, JACKASS!
That's my husband, I don't know you.
WAIT, WE GOT MARRIED? DAMN, BABY YOU WORK QUICK! LET'S GO TO BED!
Eww, gross.
*cops show up*
OFFICERS, GET THIS MAN AWAY FROM MY WIFE!
Actually, officers, THIS is my husband, he's harassing us.
HEY, WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME, HE'S STEALING MY WIFE! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! ISN'T THIS AMERICA!? I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!