DBF Community Chat Thread

I believe I can try, I believe I can touch that guy. I think about him every night and day, spread my legs and hoe away
I believe I can whore, I see him cumming through that open door... I believe I can try.
Damn you R Kelly :haha:

What it is! All nice and easy slip of the gurl
This is Super Kami and Sugar Ray riding you
Spread your legs and fly, fly
Spread your legs and fly, fly
Spread your legs and fly, fly
Spread your legs and fly, fly

All around the world, ladies crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
(Whoa, yesterday)
Everywhere I go whores stop and they see
Twenty-five years old, I'm horny, it's time to go
(Lord, have mercy)

I just wanna fly
(Uh, where you, uh, where you want)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby
I just wanna fly
(Where you want, where you try, uh, where you want)
Put your legs around me, baby
(I, I, I w... W... Would tell her, here, well
Spread your legs and fly, oh, me, oh, my
Spread your legs and fly, oh, me for I
Spread your legs and fly, fly)

Jiggle a little stranger
Show me where you've been
(Say what?)
Love can make you horny
Wanna do it again
(Word)
There's no time to think
'Bout the front or the back end
(Never)
We'll find out, I'm told
My mother, she was a hoe,
(Yeah, yeah, check it out)

I just wanna fly
(Higher, higher, higher, high, high, high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby
I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby

I just want...
(Grow your hoe wings and fly)
... To fly
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)


Love you, baby hoe, love
And I'll tell no lie
All the hoes all be lovin',
They want to come on me I
Just like I,
And the they wanna fly
Me have a lovely hoe,
I'm gonn' tell her bye-bye and
Grow your hoe wings and fly,
Oh, me, oh, my,
Spread your legs and fly, fly

It's chickadee time on the motel line
Don't touch my fly
Won't touch my fly, bye-bye
Bye-buh-buh-buh-bye
Bye-buh-buh-buh-bye

All around the world, ladies crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
(Ain't my thing)
Everyone I know has been so good to me
(Hey, hear that)
Twenty-five years old, I'm horny, it's time to go
(Lord, have mercy)

I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby
(All night long)
I just wanna fly
(Higher, higher, higher, higher, high, high, high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby

I just want...
(Grow your hoe wings and fly)
... To fly
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want
Try, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)
I just want...
(Spread your legs and fly)
... To fly
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want
Try, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)
Come on
(Try, uh, when you, wh-uh, when you young, yeah)
Jizz

I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)
Put your legs around me, baby
(High, high, high, high, higher than high)
Put your legs around me, baby
(Don't be shy, 'cause we all forget to fly)
I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)

All around the world, ladies crumble for me
(High, high, high, high, higher than... My pike
Spread your hoe wings and fly, oh, me, oh, my)
I just wanna fly
(Spread your hoe wings and fly, give it up for I
Spread your hoe wings and fly, oh, me, oh, my
Spread your hoe wings and fly, because
Georgie Porgie,
Pudding and pie,
Screw the girls...)
 
What it is! All nice and easy slip of the gurl
This is Super Kami and Sugar Ray riding you
Spread your legs and fly, fly
Spread your legs and fly, fly
Spread your legs and fly, fly
Spread your legs and fly, fly

All around the world, ladies crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
(Whoa, yesterday)
Everywhere I go whores stop and they see
Twenty-five years old, I'm horny, it's time to go
(Lord, have mercy)

I just wanna fly
(Uh, where you, uh, where you want)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby
I just wanna fly
(Where you want, where you try, uh, where you want)
Put your legs around me, baby
(I, I, I w... W... Would tell her, here, well
Spread your legs and fly, oh, me, oh, my
Spread your legs and fly, oh, me for I
Spread your legs and fly, fly)

Jiggle a little stranger
Show me where you've been
(Say what?)
Love can make you horny
Wanna do it again
(Word)
There's no time to think
'Bout the front or the back end
(Never)
We'll find out, I'm told
My mother, she was a hoe,
(Yeah, yeah, check it out)

I just wanna fly
(Higher, higher, higher, high, high, high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby
I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby

I just want...
(Grow your hoe wings and fly)
... To fly
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)


Love you, baby hoe, love
And I'll tell no lie
All the hoes all be lovin',
They want to come on me I
Just like I,
And the they wanna fly
Me have a lovely hoe,
I'm gonn' tell her bye-bye and
Grow your hoe wings and fly,
Oh, me, oh, my,
Spread your legs and fly, fly

It's chickadee time on the motel line
Don't touch my fly
Won't touch my fly, bye-bye
Bye-buh-buh-buh-bye
Bye-buh-buh-buh-bye

All around the world, ladies crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
(Ain't my thing)
Everyone I know has been so good to me
(Hey, hear that)
Twenty-five years old, I'm horny, it's time to go
(Lord, have mercy)

I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby
(All night long)
I just wanna fly
(Higher, higher, higher, higher, high, high, high)
Put your legs around me, baby
Put your legs around me, baby

I just want...
(Grow your hoe wings and fly)
... To fly
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want
Try, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)
I just want...
(Spread your legs and fly)
... To fly
(Uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want
Try, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, wh-, uh, where you want)
Come on
(Try, uh, when you, wh-uh, when you young, yeah)
Jizz

I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)
Put your legs around me, baby
(High, high, high, high, higher than high)
Put your legs around me, baby
(Don't be shy, 'cause we all forget to fly)
I just wanna fly
(Like a birdie in the sky up so high)

All around the world, ladies crumble for me
(High, high, high, high, higher than... My pike
Spread your hoe wings and fly, oh, me, oh, my)
I just wanna fly
(Spread your hoe wings and fly, give it up for I
Spread your hoe wings and fly, oh, me, oh, my
Spread your hoe wings and fly, because
Georgie Porgie,
Pudding and pie,
Screw the girls...)

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I told myself I wasn't going to do this. One was enough. So naturally, I'm doing this...

*ahem*

Sami the hoe
was watching the show
Over and over again
Knew it was time
She'd made up her mind
To leave this strip club behind.
Her boss said to her
"Girl you take that beaver
And get those crazy notions right out of your head
Sami who do you think that you are?
You should've been whoring up the Stripper Bar"

Spread your legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Spread your little legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Pull your tits together
'Cause you know the gents tip better
When you're a bustier woman.

She spends her evenings alone with her vibrating broom,
Keeping her moans to herself, she'd be coming soon
Wishing she was miles and miles away
Nothing in this world, nothing would make her stay

Since she was small
Had no butt at all
Nothing came easy to her
Now it was time
She'd made up her mind
"This could be my last chance"
Her boss said to her, "Now listen girl!
You're always dreaming
You've got no real back cushion, you won't get very far
Sami girl, don't you know who you are?
Why can't you be happy at the Stripper Bar?"

So honey

Spread your legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Spread your little legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Pull your tits together
'Cause you know gents tip better
When you're a bustier woman.

Come on, whorey

Fly with me


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I told myself I wasn't going to do this. One was enough. So naturally, I'm doing this...

*ahem*

Sami the hoe
was watching the show
Over and over again
Knew it was time
She'd made up her mind
To leave this strip club behind.
Her boss said to her
"Girl you take that beaver
And get those crazy notions right out of your head
Sami who do you think that you are?
You should've been whoring up the Stripper Bar"

Spread your legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Spread your little legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Pull your tits together
'Cause you know the gents tip better
When you're a bustier woman.

She spends her evenings alone with her vibrating broom,
Keeping her moans to herself, she'd be coming soon
Wishing she was miles and miles away
Nothing in this world, nothing would make her stay

Since she was small
Had no butt at all
Nothing came easy to her
Now it was time
She'd made up her mind
"This could be my last chance"
Her boss said to her, "Now listen girl!
You're always dreaming
You've got no real back cushion, you won't get very far
Sami girl, don't you know who you are?
Why can't you be happy at the Stripper Bar?"

So honey

Spread your legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Spread your little legs and fly away
Fly away, far away
Pull your tits together
'Cause you know gents tip better
When you're a bustier woman.

Come on, whorey

Fly with me


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Tis annoying. It has almost entirely stopped and the bumps are almost completely gone but I have scratch marks from itching now lol I just have to spend more time in the sun. My guess is I have it cause I have low D3. Started when I was about 25 or so.
I also have low D3 and take supplements for it.

I'd say stop scratching, but I know how hard that is, and how much better it feels for about 3 seconds afterwards :D
 
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I also have low D3 and take supplements for it.

I'd say stop scratching, but I know how hard that is, and how much better it feels for about 3 seconds afterwards :D
Yeah I woke myself up scratching lol Seems to be fine now. Just have to use the oil next time. Might sit out and adjust my skin to the sunlight tomorrow.
 
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That Vegeta laugh montage video I made has over 17k views. I am shocked. I figured it would only get a few thousand. And Master Roshi's nosebleed one is over 10k as well.

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Good evening guys!

I was just talking to my Dad last night about how awkward it is to say good evening these days. Good morning and good afternoon are commonly said, but not good evening.