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I don't know where else to put this. It's just wholesome.

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My brother-in-law's wife went into labour at 2am this morning and then delivered at like 6. I'm assuming all labours are that length, so if my wife schedules her labour for like 8am after we've had a solid night's rest, we could be delivered in time for lunch.

Everyone wins.
 
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My wife got me some Gummy Bears!

Unfortunately, my Twins and youngest daughter made quick work of them for me while I was checking the laundry
 
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Giga Hertz said:
My brother-in-law's wife went into labour at 2am this morning and then delivered at like 6. I'm assuming all labours are that length, so if my wife schedules her labour for like 8am after we've had a solid night's rest, we could be delivered in time for lunch.

Everyone wins.
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Some women are only in labor a short time, others are in labor for days. Bring food with you. :haha:
 
Beerus said:
Some women are only in labor a short time, others are in labor for days. Bring food with you. :haha:
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I respect the hell of of women for going into labor, if I had to shove something the size of a fucking Stanley cup out of the equalilant of my balls i would not make it 😭
 
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TheDrink766 said:
I respect the hell of of women for going into labor, if I had to shove something the size of a fucking Stanley cup out of the equalilant of my balls i would not make it 😭
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The closest to experiencing birth pain for men is a large kidney stone. I hope you never have one. Those suck.
 
Beerus said:
The closest to experiencing birth pain for men is a large kidney stone. I hope you never have one. Those suck.
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no alcohol for me :)))))))) I had some once and it just sucked all around, like I just woke up the next morning feeling like straight ASS
 
TheDrink766 said:
no alcohol for me :)))))))) I had some once and it just sucked all around, like I just woke up the next morning feeling like straight ASS
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There's contributors to kidney stones, but no real causes as such. So... godspeed.

That said, continue abstaining from alcohol. It's not worth it.
 
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TheDrink766 said:
no alcohol for me :)))))))) I had some once and it just sucked all around, like I just woke up the next morning feeling like straight ASS
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I had one in 2019 and didn't sleep for 2 days. Tried toughing it out and ended up in the hospital. It was the size of a pea. Took 6 days to pass.