Nobody is claiming this woman in the comments. 
TLDR: The black mafia and the Irish mafia are teaming up to steal her groceries and money and use weapons of war against her because she said the egg salad's price was preposterous and they don't like that word cause it is British and she is British which is why they are targeting her.

TLDR: The black mafia and the Irish mafia are teaming up to steal her groceries and money and use weapons of war against her because she said the egg salad's price was preposterous and they don't like that word cause it is British and she is British which is why they are targeting her.