Joke Thread (Dark Humor)

[Swamps]

I apologize in advance if there is already a thread like this. Anyway, I have a very dark sense of humor. Basically between 16 years in the Army and my civilian career, I have developed this. Anyway, I'll start off with a joke.

Whats the difference between a small boy and a bag of cocaine?

-Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Now let's hear some of yours!

 

[Beerus]

There is but it is in a private section for members that reach Super Saiyan 4. It is mostly just dark humor memes, not actual jokes.

Either way:

Helen Keller walks into a bar...then a table...then a chair.

 

[Jamie Henry Brown]

How long does it take for a Saiyan to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler: Answer

just one but it takes 15 episodes.

 

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How long does it take for a Saiyan to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler: Answer

just one but it takes 15 episodes.

Ironically enough I just watched a couple episodes of DBZ and King Kai made this joke

 

[Swamps]

Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is”

 

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What is chris brown's greatest hit?

Spoiler

Rihanna

 

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[Yoshi]

I prefer blue humor over dark humor but that’s just me personally.

 

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[Beerus]