My Evolutionary Trees

[Yoshi]

Spoiler

This is based on years of my research on evolutionary biology.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Seems fairly accurate, from the little I've studied of evolutionary biology, so nicely done!

 

[Beerus]

I didn't come from no monkey!

GET OUT OF HERE BUBBLES! YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

I didn't come from no monkey!

GET OUT OF HERE BUBBLES! YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

 

[Yoshi]

I once heard that Chimpanzees, Gorillas, and Orangutans can all three fertilize a human egg in artificial insemination.

 

[Velvette]

I once heard that Chimpanzees, Gorillas, and Orangutans can all three fertilize a human egg in artificial insemination.

It is false due to the number of Chromosomes

 

[Super Kami Guru]

I once heard that Chimpanzees, Gorillas, and Orangutans can all three fertilize a human egg in artificial insemination.

That actually wouldn't surprise me, we have to be extremely close genetically. Just the same, keep your filthy paws off my womenz jigglies, monkeys!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

It is false due to the number of Chromosomes

Phew, less competition.

 

[Beerus]

Dolphins and pigs have more in common though.

 

[LividJay]

What even is this thread?

 

[Super Kami Guru]

What even is this thread?

Proof that Saiyans are superior to humans in every way.

 

[Beerus]

Monkey beat-down thread!

 

[LividJay]

He's spanking his monkey...

get it...cause Frieza looks like a dick.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

He's spanking his monkey...

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get it...cause Frieza looks like a dick.

well...I mean...technically it's a monkey beating a dick, but since Freiza doesn't have one...well...it's more of a monkey beating a dildo.

Edit -- wait...is Frieza's species asexual, or am I thinking of someone else? I thought they were, but...hmm...now I'm second guessing myself.

 

[Velvette]

Phew, less competition.

The only reason this was known was because those science nerds tried it

 

[Beerus]

those science nerds tried it

I wish history and science books talked like this, I would have paid better attention.

 

[Velvette]

I wish history and science books talked like this, I would have paid better attention.

...Beerus was a bully confrimed

 

[Beerus]

...Beerus was a bully confrimed

I was quiet and kept to myself. I was one of the kids they thought would shoot up a school...

 

[Velvette]

I was quiet and kept to myself. I was one of the kids they thought would shoot up a school...

Same, lol.

 

[Beerus]

Same, lol.

Yay, we are stereotype siblings!