News Putin stepping down?!

[India Actual]

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! If this has any grain of truth then we're in for an interesting start to 2021.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/russian-president-vladimir-putin-may-be-eyeing-retirement-amid-rumors-of-health-problems-report

 

[Beerus]

Are we sure he isn't out somewhere wrestling another bear?

 

[Super Kami Guru]

I stepping down as President of Russia to assume my new role, Czar emperor overlord Vladimir Putin, his Russian Highness and Chief Soviet Comrade.

 

[Beerus]

UK media report that Putin is ill and poised to quit is nonsense, says Kremlin

www.msn.com

This was short-lived lol

 

[LividJay]

I mean...I guess I tend to not trust sources of news who have "Daily" and "wire" in their names, among others.

 

[Beerus]

I mean...I guess I tend to not trust sources of news who have "Daily" and "wire" in their names, among others.

I don't trust any of them lol

 

[Super Kami Guru]

UK media report that Putin is ill and poised to quit is nonsense, says Kremlin

www.msn.com

This was short-lived lol

Damn, and I was just getting used to the idea of Czar Putin

I mean...I guess I tend to not trust sources of news who have "Daily" and "wire" in their names, among others.

Well, in fairness, this one did start in The Sun, a very large newspaper in Britain...not exactly much better of a source, but...

 

[Beerus]

 

[LividJay]

oui oui!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

He's such a classy overlord!

 

[Beerus]

He's such a classy overlord!

I don't know how he can be who he is and do what he does and still come off as a guy I could sit down and have a chat with. I swear he is an alien.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

I don't know how he can be who he is and do what he does and still come off as a guy I could sit down and have a chat with. I swear he is an alien.

An alien with amazing hockey skills!

 

[LividJay]

An alien with amazing hockey skills!

I'm calling icing on that.

 

[Beerus]

I honestly think I was brainwashed by this song:

 

[Super Kami Guru]

I'm calling icing on that.

Good luck leaving the arena if you dared!

 

[LividJay]

Good luck leaving the arena if you dared!

bruh. I'd just Kamehameha Putin and his plebs.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

bruh. I'd just Kamehameha Putin and his plebs.

Look, Putin! That Russian citizen over there is wearing the Nike shoes! Get his Westernized ass!

*run away*

Simple!