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NOOO! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SPACE PENIS!
Unless... He goes on it and doesn't come back. Can we use Prime Express delivery to ship him to Mars?
Prime Day Delivery™ to Mars, that'll be $3.2billion, but you saved on the shipping with Prime!
I wonder if we will see the day Planet Express becomes a real thing only it is Amazon Express and the entire crew is robots. lol
As long as I don't have to bite Bezos' shiny metal ass, I'm ok with it.
See, it all clicks!
The one in the middle looks like Bezos with hair!
He's slowly but surely changing from a Kevin Spacey lookalike to Farnsworth into Mom! Amazmom Corp coming 2025, calling it now!
Kevin has a thing for kids... Bezos might be part of that club too. Who knows. He is a snake. F'n diamond incrested dildo fawker.
Jimmy Carr has a great joke about people who say Just Kidding as an excuse for bad things secretly being pedos, because Kidding is their secret verb for kiddie fiddling...seems like the Bezos kind of activity...kidding.
You know... I bet they do have a secret language for that crap. Them and the CIA. Bunch of sick fux.
They can all join Bezos on his dick rocket into the sun.
Very much so, get 'em all on a giant dick and find a black hole somewhere they can disappear into.
