YouTube Rubber Wiener and the Sorcerer's Bone

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You know the whole "I bet he is out there cheating on me" thing women say when their boyfriend/wife is hanging out with their friends?

I would like to imagine this is how most guys spend their time when they hang out with their friends:

 

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...I wanted to name the thread something funny but I realize now it sounds like a porno... :haha:
 

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Can confirm this is not how must guys spend their time with friends...in fact, can confirm this is how no guys spend their times with friends. :eek:
 
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Sorry, I have to veto that one. Gay guys, perhaps, straight guys? Nah, if they're having fun with any type of sex toy, it's likely a fleshlight.
But these guys prove that it isn't always true. Some guys enjoy playing with rubber peners. :cheeky:

In all seriousness, if some shop sent me a bunch of dildos as a paid advertisement deal on YouTube, I would probably do the same. I would think of the dumbest things to do with them. lol
 
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But these guys prove that it isn't always true. Some guys enjoy playing with rubber peners. :cheeky:

In all seriousness, if some shop sent me a bunch of dildos as a paid advertisement deal on YouTube, I would probably do the same. I would think of the dumbest things to do with them. lol
I'd find the most insecure men I could and shove them into their car, gym bag, whatever. The easiest targets to get riled up over something as stupid as a rubber penis.
 
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That's just evil...


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Tell me you wouldn't laugh your ass off at the thought of some fragile muscle-bound gym rat raging with a cock in his hands demanding to know who put it there. His precious masculinity fading away as it flops around in his hands.


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Tell me you wouldn't laugh your ass off at the thought of some fragile muscle-bound gym rat raging with a cock in his hands demanding to know who put it there. His precious masculinity fading away as it flops around in his hands.


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It would be funny but you never know, some of those guys juice and can legit hurt someone over it.

I'd rather just randomly toss them into people's cars when their windows are down.
 
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It would be funny but you never know, some of those guys juice and can legit hurt someone over it.

I'd rather just randomly toss them into people's cars when their windows are down.

Fair enough, the ole' dick toss can still produce wonders, true enough.

I'll make a crappy/weird thread or will derail another one with weiners in the future, don't you worry! :gokuup:

Not if I derail it with boobs first!
 
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