News Florida Man

[Beerus]

I don't know what it is about the state but there are so real loons living down there.
Thought I would make a stand-alone thread for Florida Man news thread. Feel free to post current or past news dealing with the wild Florida Man pandemic destroying the state.

First up we have this: A grown man who is drunk off his arse decided to spit into a child's face. Lovely.

And another: Apparently, he did not act alone. This was a Bonnie and Clyde scenario where his wife took part in the ordeal.

Still going: This lovely gent decided to hit a woman.

 

[Velvette]

We either nuke Florida or cut it off...these are the only options I see

 

[Beerus]

We either nuke Florida or cut it off...these are the only options I see

We'd have to have some kind of code to get the sane people out of there. What is something every Florida Man hates?

 

[Velvette]

We'd have to have some kind of code to get the sane people out of there. What is something every Florida Man hates?

...shit I don't know what Florida Man hates...we need to apply for a grant to study them now

 

[Beerus]

...shit I don't know what Florida Man hates...we need to apply for a grant to study them now

Some colleges have classes dedicated to memes. I say they start making some dedicated to Florida Man.

 

[Velvette]

Some colleges have classes dedicated to memes. I say they start making some dedicated to Florida Man.

Or we can apply for science research money from the US government, or whoever, to study Homo Floridas

 

[Super Kami Guru]

We'd have to have some kind of code to get the sane people out of there. What is something every Florida Man hates?

Logic? Science? Any form of common decency?

 

[Beerus]

Maybe there is hope

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-boy-saves-dad-swimming-accident

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Maybe there is hope

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-boy-saves-dad-swimming-accident

Get this kid out of Florida, quickly! There's hope for this one!

 

[Beerus]

 

[LividJay]

We either nuke Florida or cut it off...these are the only options I see

It does kinda look like a penis. Maybe we bring Super Kami Guru in on this, since he has a thing for castration.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

It does kinda look like a penis. Maybe we bring Super Kami Guru in on this, since he has a thing for castration.

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say I have a thing for castration, only for those that deserve it. Plus, the more we castrate, the better my odds with the ladies!

 

[LividJay]

Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say I have a thing for castration, only for those that deserve it. Plus, the more we castrate, the better my odds with the ladies!

You're an original Austin Powers.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

You're an original Austin Powers.

Eh, I've been called worse

 

[Beerus]

 

[Super Kami Guru]

 

[LividJay]

Groovy baby, yeaahh!

 

[Beerus]

 

[LividJay]

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this guy's face needs to be an emote

 

[Beerus]

this guy's face needs to be an emote

I swear he gave birth to all the Oompa Loompas.