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[Super Kami Guru]

You don't expect either kind to happen but at least most cases both acts result in the death of the sicko.

Agreed, I'm just curious as whether he was trying to hump the croc or if was trying to get himself a little happy ending and snappy decided lil' jimmy looked good and so he snapped into a slim jim?

Either way, at least this idiot's not in the gene pool anymore.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Florida man looking quite hot, but still Florida'ing...drunk driving, this time. Passed out for a good 45 mins in front of a shell, police called, and then off goes Florida (wo)man to jail, wearing just a smidge more than when the situation started. Thank you for this one, Florida. It's not your most Floridian moment, but it's a nice one.

 

[Beerus]

 

[Super Kami Guru]

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Pfft, leave her there for a day or two.

 

[Beerus]

Pfft, leave her there for a day or two.

Floridian bacon.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Floridian bacon.

Tastes like chickenshit!

 

[Beerus]

You break in and try to shave my cat's head....

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Aww, little Collin Mochrie

 

[Beerus]

CAT FIGHT!!!

 

[Beerus]

 

[LividJay]

 

[Beerus]

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Even the cops are on bath salts now. That place is wild.

 

[India Actual]

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Pinellas county is St Pete and Clearwater. They probably just left happy hour when they ran her over.

 

[Beerus]

This deserves to be here

 

[India Actual]

This deserves to be here

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Nom nom nom!

 

[Beerus]

 

[LividJay]

 

[Beerus]

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Wait... Is this her?

She was pregnant if so, which makes this even worse. lol

 

[LividJay]

Wait... Is this her?

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She was pregnant if so, which makes this even worse. lol

Looks like her. Oof.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

...Florida Man?