General Politics Thread

[Beerus]

In Russia, I ride bear to work, eat the children of young mothers while they watch and drink the finest vodka while I piss on homeless people before they're taken to secret camps and disposed of. Then I make your country my puppet, grab your women by the pussy, make friends with leather-face man...you all will bow to me soon!

Meanwhile...

We have a chance today to...to...unite...I'll have the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks, thank you.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

 

[Beerus]

 

[Super Kami Guru]

 

[Beerus]

How do you manage to fall up the same few steps several times? I think someone needs to be walking him up the steps...

 

[Beerus]

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Low hanging fruit . Sure he just hadn't had his covfefe that morning!

 

[Beerus]

Low hanging fruit . Sure he just hadn't had his covfefe that morning!

That was Trump's best tweet. Long live the legendary covfefe.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

That was Trump's best tweet. Long live the legendary covfefe.

I don't know, I was partial to a good SAD!! every now and then

 

[Super Kami Guru]

How do you manage to fall up the same few steps several times? I think someone needs to be walking him up the steps...

Yeah, he had his water shoes on, I guess...certainly managed to miss the same step twice there. Bit too much of the fun drinks at lunch?

 

[Beerus]

Yeah, he had his water shoes on, I guess...certainly managed to miss the same step twice there. Bit too much of the fun drinks at lunch?

Harris slipped some skittles into his juice box, SUGAR OVERLOAD!!!

 

[Super Kami Guru]

Harris slipped some skittles into his juice box, SUGAR OVERLOAD!!!

Ah well, he's getting on a plane, plenty of time to run it off and sugar crash before landing. Poor lil' fella.

 

[India Actual]

How do you manage to fall up the same few steps several times? I think someone needs to be walking him up the steps...

When I saw that I thought we were going to have President Harris. My heart almost stopped dead in my chest.

 

[Super Kami Guru]

When I saw that I thought we were going to have President Harris. My heart almost stopped dead in my chest.

It's not a pretty sight!

 

[Beerus]

When I saw that I thought we were going to have President Harris. My heart almost stopped dead in my chest.

With her approval rating, she may be the first female president, the first "black" female president, the first "Jewish" female president, and the first female president to get impeached. LOL

 

[India Actual]

Someone proposed this hypothetical path forward, I forget where I saw it, but bear with me.

Trump can run for Congress in FL in 2022. The Republicans take control of the House. He becomes Speaker of the House. Impeaches Joe and Kamala and then becomes President for the duration of their term. Then runs for President in 2024. I LOL'd so hard cause it's hilarious to think about how it could become true.

 

[Beerus]

Someone proposed this hypothetical path forward, I forget where I saw it, but bear with me.

Trump can run for Congress in FL in 2022. The Republicans take control of the House. He becomes Speaker of the House. Impeaches Joe and Kamala and then becomes President for the duration of their term. Then runs for President in 2024. I LOL'd so hard cause it's hilarious to think about how it could become true.

You want to remove Portland from the face of the earth!? I don't think that city can take all that happening.

 

[Beerus]

 

[Super Kami Guru]

General, push the button...let's...umm...do the thing...the thing we said...against North Dakota!

 

[Beerus]

General, push the button...let's...umm...do the thing...the thing we said...against North Dakota!

I was worried we wouldn't get any good memes. I was wrong. lol