In Russia, I ride bear to work, eat the children of young mothers while they watch and drink the finest vodka while I piss on homeless people before they're taken to secret camps and disposed of. Then I make your country my puppet, grab your women by the pussy, make friends with leather-face man...you all will bow to me soon!
Meanwhile...
We have a chance today to...to...unite...I'll have the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks, thank you.