I had a couple of complimentary meals from In-N-Out lying around from when they made a mistake with my order the last time I was there (testing out my new vehicle's ability to go through a drive thru with a less compromising line of sight), so I made use of those to grab myself and my mother some food. Delicious.
...and I still managed to get myself into some tiddie troubles. Went in relieved, knowing full well my new vehicle meant I could go back to my previous mindset of just focusing on handing the person at the window my card and picking up my food and whatnot, no longer thinking about whether or not they think I'm sneaking a peak because my eyes were perfectly lined up there. Well, I paid at the first window, no problem, got to the second window and took my drinks from the girl, and then she did that thing that some women do when they yawn, she raised her arms up and stuck her breasts out...she had a decent amount going on there, and she thrust them out...I had to look...I looked...she noticed...I felt shame...like I'd been caught with my hand in the cookie jar. I took my food, apologized to her amusement, and drove off. Damnit. The one time something happens and I do look...why do I do this to myself?
(I really need to stop sharing these things with you all...)