Last thing you ate?
- Thread starter Beerus
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I had a hardboiled egg, not avocado today. All out.
Might be getting a coffee in a bit though.
Might be getting a coffee in a bit though.
My stomach is feeling a bit better. Going to have grilled chicken and a sweet potato for dinner.
I had a couple of complimentary meals from In-N-Out lying around from when they made a mistake with my order the last time I was there (testing out my new vehicle's ability to go through a drive thru with a less compromising line of sight), so I made use of those to grab myself and my mother some food. Delicious.
...and I still managed to get myself into some tiddie troubles. Went in relieved, knowing full well my new vehicle meant I could go back to my previous mindset of just focusing on handing the person at the window my card and picking up my food and whatnot, no longer thinking about whether or not they think I'm sneaking a peak because my eyes were perfectly lined up there. Well, I paid at the first window, no problem, got to the second window and took my drinks from the girl, and then she did that thing that some women do when they yawn, she raised her arms up and stuck her breasts out...she had a decent amount going on there, and she thrust them out...I had to look...I looked...she noticed...I felt shame...like I'd been caught with my hand in the cookie jar. I took my food, apologized to her amusement, and drove off. Damnit. The one time something happens and I do look...why do I do this to myself?
(I really need to stop sharing these things with you all...)
...and I still managed to get myself into some tiddie troubles. Went in relieved, knowing full well my new vehicle meant I could go back to my previous mindset of just focusing on handing the person at the window my card and picking up my food and whatnot, no longer thinking about whether or not they think I'm sneaking a peak because my eyes were perfectly lined up there. Well, I paid at the first window, no problem, got to the second window and took my drinks from the girl, and then she did that thing that some women do when they yawn, she raised her arms up and stuck her breasts out...she had a decent amount going on there, and she thrust them out...I had to look...I looked...she noticed...I felt shame...like I'd been caught with my hand in the cookie jar. I took my food, apologized to her amusement, and drove off. Damnit. The one time something happens and I do look...why do I do this to myself?
(I really need to stop sharing these things with you all...)
Don't be ashamed! You're doing what comes natural and appreciating what the good Lord gave women for men to appreciate. FACTS!
I know, I should be thrilled I got a good show and all, but I was raised by women, lots of them (didn't have my dad in the picture until later in life), so I tend to have this "don't you dare be a disgusting pig of a man!" mentality that was forced into me when I was younger, because of course all men are disgusting creatures (...and we are...), so I always feel like I'm doing something wrong when I notice a woman's breasts or catch myself staring at a woman's ass...it's where men are supposed to look, but it just makes me feel like an asshole treating women like sex objects. It's why I loves me my fake anime women tiddies, they don't care, they're not real! I'm such a backwards ass man...I love women, but I feel guilty for being attracted to them. Screwed up in the head...
...and then I go and put myself in situations like these...whatcha' gonna' do?
I had nothing but junk today. A lunch maker (crackers), animal cookies, cheez-its, and kitkats.
Literally a block of cheddar cheese. Something to tide me over until mom delivers restaurant food and I eat like a king.
Nothing wrong with a helping of cheese every now and then 
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I'm sitting here eating bread...just bread...
.I'm sitting here eating bread...just bread...