That'd be my drag name if I had the balls to wear a dress. Do a whole Southern Belle skit and just constantly say "I do double-d clare!"Boobie Eyelash

America man dies after screwing bald eagle on the edge of the Grand Canyon.
That's not fair, not fair at all...you forgot the Cubans.oh Allah, no. Make America old or Puerto Rican?
"Famous gator-fucker Stumpy McMillan loses the remnants of his ballsack after oral sex act goes wrong"I think it means "Make American F**K Gators, Do Bathsalts, And Shoot Guns Again"