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For all, we know she has a butt implant too. One bite from a shark and she will be shot into space.
A woman survived a trip to the moon and back today after her butt implants ruptured, sending her skyward, she then collided with the moon where her breast implants collided with the moon, deflating, but sending her back at just the right angle to re-enter Earth's atmosphere, landing lips-first on a beach, fortunately with enough cushion to break her fall. When asked how she felt surviving such and ordeal the woman replied "Devastated, I'm all flat again! Gotta' spend all that money on a new body! Stupid Shark."
 
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A woman survived a trip to the moon and back today after her butt implants ruptured, sending her skyward, she then collided with the moon where her breast implants collided with the moon, deflating, but sending her back at just the right angle to re-enter Earth's atmosphere, landing lips-first on a beach, fortunately with enough cushion to break her fall. When asked how she felt surviving such and ordeal the woman replied "Devastated, I'm all flat again! Gotta' spend all that money on a new body! Stupid Shark."
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