I'm going to be very busy after Oct 1st. F*CK!
Looks like she's having one happy dream, there, her inflated lips are certainly ready for something...I wonder if it's ice cream...
The good news is, if the plane crashed in the ocean she'd have 3 very expensive flotation devices already attached to her.Looks like she's having one happy dream, there, her inflated lips are certainly ready for something...I wonder if it's ice cream...![]()
Do you see anybody?! No, but I see two mountains and a cave up ahead!The good news is, if the plane crashed in the ocean she'd have 3 very expensive flotation devices already attached to her.
For all, we know she has a butt implant too. One bite from a shark and she will be shot into space.Do you see anybody?! No, but I see two mountains and a cave up ahead!
A woman survived a trip to the moon and back today after her butt implants ruptured, sending her skyward, she then collided with the moon where her breast implants collided with the moon, deflating, but sending her back at just the right angle to re-enter Earth's atmosphere, landing lips-first on a beach, fortunately with enough cushion to break her fall. When asked how she felt surviving such and ordeal the woman replied "Devastated, I'm all flat again! Gotta' spend all that money on a new body! Stupid Shark."For all, we know she has a butt implant too. One bite from a shark and she will be shot into space.
A woman survived a trip to the moon and back today after her butt implants ruptured, sending her skyward, she then collided with the moon where her breast implants collided with the moon, deflating, but sending her back at just the right angle to re-enter Earth's atmosphere, landing lips-first on a beach, fortunately with enough cushion to break her fall. When asked how she felt surviving such and ordeal the woman replied "Devastated, I'm all flat again! Gotta' spend all that money on a new body! Stupid Shark."
Meanwhile, at the local plastic surgeons..
"...so those are the washing instructions for panties, eh? Mamma's gonna' be so proud'a me!"