Why has Master Roshi never learned to fly?

[Super Kami Guru]

Because he's too busy watching aerobic work-out shows and getting "nosebleeds" to be productive at learning anything new. Roshi can never die of old ago he'll be sweating the fitness chicks until the end of time.

The real secret to Dr. Who's time lord abilities...being a Roshi-level pervert.

 

[Beerus]

Because he's too busy watching aerobic work-out shows and getting "nosebleeds" to be productive at learning anything new. Roshi can never die of old age he'll be sweating the fitness chicks until the end of time.

 

[LividJay]

Oooooh yeaahhh-haahahaha!