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Beerus said:
Someone should make a movie about that. Make it like a storm movie or something.

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...Snow aliens.
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Maybe starring Jake Jellyhall and Dennis Quaid? Maybe have it so one's in, say New York and the other's in DC and has to walk to get his kid...and maybe have also have two other storms take over the rest of the planet...and maybe have astronauts watching on from the space station above earth...seems like that might be a successful movie!
 
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Super Kami Guru said:
Maybe starring Jake Jellyhall and Dennis Quaid? Maybe have it so one's in, say New York and the other's in DC and has to walk to get his kid...and maybe have also have two other storms take over the rest of the planet...and maybe have astronauts watching on from the space station above earth...seems like that might be a successful movie!
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Time to have a pitch meeting!
 
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Beerus said:
Same. Had them a lot growing up. I am scared of the moon. Legit fear of it. Never finished Majora's Mask. lol
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I used to have reoccurring nightmares of planes and military air craft doing absurd maneuvers and then intentionally crashing into buildings and shit. I was never afraid of planes before that.
 
LividJay said:
I used to have reoccurring nightmares of planes and military air craft doing absurd maneuvers and then intentionally crashing into buildings and shit. I was never afraid of planes before that.
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The closest I have had to something like that was a nuke going off. Happened a few times in a few different dreams. Used to have some like HUGE flood dreams too like a giant wave was swallowing everything. The only thing that really stuck with me was the moon dreams though. Those and the tornado dreams. Anytime I had a dream about a tornado, one touched down irl within an hour of where I lived the day of. It was really freaky.
 
Beerus said:
The closest I have had to something like that was a nuke going off. Happened a few times in a few different dreams. Used to have some like HUGE flood dreams too like a giant wave was swallowing everything. The only thing that really stuck with me was the moon dreams though. Those and the tornado dreams. Anytime I had a dream about a tornado, one touched down irl within an hour of where I lived the day of. It was really freaky.
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But dont you know? The mooooon ruuuuules!

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Meant to post this a little bit earlier, but what the hell...

So everyone by now is pretty familiar with my drive thru...umm...incidents....well, guess what? Went to Sonic today just to get drinks, didn't even drive thru this time, went to a stall, even ordered ahead on the app so it would be quick and hopefully ready. The screen pops up to tell that "Angellica is headed your way" with my order. First thought that comes to my head is "heh, I haven't watched Rugrats in years..." She comes to the car and does the one thing I wish they wouldn't do, she turned slightly sideways and rested the trey against her side and upper hip. I get it, it's a steadying move and it provides the stability she needs to hold the tray and pass things...except the drinks start to wobble and she uses her free hand to grab the wobbly drink and brace it against herself. I'm watching her do this, of course, because I'm invested in the safety of my drinks and I don't want her to hurt herself in some way. Sure enough I'm staring dead eye at the drink she braced against herself, and wouldn't you know what's also right there, helping to stabilize the drink in question and right where my gaze is just absolutely fixated? Yeah, her boobs. I'm fixated on drink, but I'm acutely aware of the one squished against the drink and the other serving as a sort of bubble wrap to make sure the drink doesn't shift forward. Genius use of her assets, but as soon as she stabilizes she looks right at me, I'm sure I must have turned a bit red, because I felt myself getting a bit flushed and I know my mouth was a bit open at the scene of nearly losing my drinks to her stumbling, but I adjusted and looked at her in the face. I think she realized where my gaze was and what I must've seen and she immediate gives me that "oh geez not one of THOSE types" looks and proceeds to read back my order and hand me the drinks.

I don't know if I was in the wrong here, per se, but I sure felt like I'd gotten myself caught again, and it was completely unintentional and spur of the moment, but I think I'm just going to stop doing drive thrus...they're just getting me in trouble. I like women, I like boobs, I like food, I like my car, but the combination just ends in disaster for me...

(I wish these were just embarrasing stories I'd made up about myself and my adventures, but nope...I go and get myself into these situations, or make myself overthink what was likely an innocent moment of jiggle)
 
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Yoshi said:
I think you should find love soon. That will most likely suppress your perversion.
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You're not wrong there, I needs me some lovin'. I don't think that's going to stop situations like this one, though...I've always been hyper-focused on not being caught having a glance, and overthinking stupid things like this as being more than they are.
 
Have you gathered the courage to confess to your friend yet? If not, or if she turned you down and hopefully remained friends with you, have you considered going on dating sites?

Do you think seeing a therapist would help you with suppressing your perversion?
 
Yoshi said:
Have you gathered the courage to confess to your friend yet? If not, or if she turned you down and hopefully remained friends with you, have you considered going on dating sites?

Do you think seeing a therapist would help you with suppressing your perversion?
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Well, it's not exactly a perversion so much as a built up level of tension and frustration from a long period of nothingness in the lady department. I'm not going around ogling or groping women, or sitting up in the trees with binoculars peering in windows (a la Jon Lovitz in Little Nicky), if anything I'm glancing even less than when I had something going on. I'm just far more acutely aware of the awkward/stupid situations that arise because of it.

As for the friend, no, I'm keeping that in. It wouldn't be a good situation if I talked to her about it or tried to pursue a relationship with her, I like her as a friend and I'd slap myself if I let that piss away for a bit of a physical romp. I'm hoping that as things start to open up a bit more there'll be more opportunities to meet people, but for now it's a big bag of zero. No, I haven't tried dating sites because I don't think they're something to put much stock in. Yes, it's people seeking other people for relationships and that sounds like a good idea, but their "matching" algorithms are based on criteria that you can make up yourself...doesn't mean you're putting your real self out there, and neither does it mean that they're putting themselves out there. Just seems like a bad idea.
 
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